
He must, because there’s no way that he could pull this off in anything but a hybrid…
“Creep on em, leap on em yeah park the jeep on em…”
I spent a few minutes discussing the probability of this being possible to pull off with Chris over at the yuppie dilemma. Jeeps are loud, so you can’t sneak up on someone in one. And Cam’ron couldn’t park a few blocks away, sneak up on dude, leap on him and then run back to his Jeep and drive it over to park on him. Surely, dude would have gotten and run away by then. I mean, Cam’ron’s a bigger dude, but he didn’t mention a pipe or a gun or anything that would totally disable someone for that long.
So here’s what we came up with:
Cam’ron will drive his Hybrid Jeep Liberty to the block where dude is standing. Then, he will slow down and creep up on him. A few feet away, he would jump out, leap on him and knock him out. Then, he’d get back into the Jeep and park it on dude.
Though, really, he could have just eliminated the whole “leap” part and just “creeped” and “Jeeped”. Silly Cam’ron.
